Cool kids don't write intros. But I am writing one so that explains a lot
x Amelie

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

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thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

(via ruinedchildhood)

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1 week ago

tittily:

tenouttatenasses:

sandandglass:

Source

That’s the nicest thing I’ve seen today.

imagine being that one guy who broke an 11 hour kindness chain

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1 week ago

debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

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2 weeks ago
thefandomlifeofamusicalginger:

tryingnot2sin:

dat booty had him like

I just lose it when the glasses fall of of the second cat’s face

thefandomlifeofamusicalginger:

tryingnot2sin:

dat booty had him like

I just lose it when the glasses fall of of the second cat’s face

(Source: catleecious, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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3 weeks ago

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

(via fake-mermaid)

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3 weeks ago
Me:ugh, the radio always plays the same songs
Me:*listens to same album on repeat for 7 years*
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3 weeks ago

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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3 weeks ago
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